Seen today on RealEstate.com.au was an unusual advertisement in the shared accommodation section:

LONLEY(sic) KAZAKHSTAN PERSON NEEDS FRIENDLY FLATMATES FOR FUN CHEAP COMPANIONSHIP

Looks like great living conditions:

Hello this is Borat Sagdiyev.

I now live in Australia for some fun time with an Auzzie girl to replace my sister who was number four prositute. I am very lonely because my sister and concubines did not like your country much when customs stole their cage.

Screens below…this won’t last long:

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