Just when black becomes cool again

                                               Home | Pictures | Jokes | Quotes

Is it the Fonz? is it the cock of a gun? NO IT’S THUMB MAN! The man who looks like a thumb.

                                               Home | Pictures | Jokes | Quotes

During this tough economic crisis even saving a penny, a single cent, is seen as amazing value. Lets hope the cash register doesn’t round up the amount.

                                               Home | Pictures | Jokes | Quotes

Boy. Websites just became a hell of a lot more fun. Tits are great, geeky chicks have personality, Jeans are sticky. Enjoy the filth you crazy animals.

I think I just thought of a few new tags that could be introduced. Maybe for another time.

Originally from Techy Shit

                                               Home | Pictures | Jokes | Quotes

It’s Raining, It’s Pouring
Oh sh!t, it’s Global Warming.

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can’t keep his heart rate down
And she’s got diabetes.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it’s black and crispy.

                                               Home | Pictures | Jokes | Quotes