Oh man. This dudes reaction is priceless. My pants have a piddle drop after I laughed so hard at that.

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This guy gets a brilliant surprise. It sure beats John from Accounts photo-copying his wang and sending it to the older ladies around the office.

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The Japanese have made some amazing discoveries and inventions. This beats the lot. Kudos.

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Running on a treadmill is an arduous task at the best of times. Looking around the streets most days can tell you that not many people are too keen on hitting up the old stationary foot-path. These contestants have been given an even greater task…actually move forward on the treadmill, and while doing so jump over hurdles. I know, imagine pitching that to a TV studio, but there should be more of it instead of Big Brother’s Idol Fantasy with a Survivor from Pirate’s Cove, as it is piss funny.

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We have many viewers of this website from Australia, so they know what these ‘roos’ are like, for those of us from the many other parts of the world that visit us here at opensourejokes you can now see what the cute jumping Kangaroos from down under are really like. They are clearly out to get us!

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