Australian Telecom giant Telstra, are really helping out the battlers with this price-crushing mobile broadband discount.

There’s never been a better time to buy!

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I was out driving in the beautiful country side last weekend when I saw a poor cow with his head stuck in a fence, so like all good netizen’s I whipped out my mobile phone and snapped a few pictures.

I had my children with me and was telling them that perhaps the cow behind would help pull this other cow out. If not then we may lend a hand.

“Dad, it looks like he’s trying to push the whole cow through the fence now” ummm

So there I was witnessing a cow being violated. How does one explain cow rape to children? I got flustered packed the kids in the car and drove off.

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Oh man. This dudes reaction is priceless. My pants have a piddle drop after I laughed so hard at that.

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1. A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby
in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, Lifted the
lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed
that there were several cabs —and I was in the wrong one..

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco

2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and
slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. “Big breaths,” I
instructed. “Yes, they used to be,” replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA

3. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How
long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete confusion she
answered”Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.”

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Corvallis , OR

4. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with
purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of
tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly
determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled
for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and
above it there was a tattoo that read, “Keep off the grass.. “Once the
surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s
dressing, which said, “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.”

Submitted by RN Anthony Links, Los Angeles, CA

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Proof from babies that Barack Obama is going to be ten times the president Bush was (I guess it isn’t that hard)

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