http://opensourcejokes.com Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:53:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, ... http://opensourcejokes.com/jokes/joke/an-attorneys-tough-day This cat is FULL OF AWESOME! http://opensourcejokes.com/jokes/picture/have-you-seen-this-cat Punny headlines aside, this is a classic picture. Good to have you back Monica. Maybe wear latex to work from now on, it's much easier to wipe off. http://opensourcejokes.com/jokes/picture/monica-lewinsky-returns-to-whitehouse-to-tend-to-obamas-staff Australian Telecom giant Telstra, are really helping out the battlers with this price-crushing mobile broadband discount. There's never been a better time to buy! http://opensourcejokes.com/jokes/picture/telstra-really-digging-deep-in-the-global-financial-crisis I was out driving in the beautiful country side last weekend when I saw a poor cow with his head stuck in a fence, so like all good netizen's I whipped out my mobile phone and snapped a few pictures. I had my children with me and was telling them ... http://opensourcejokes.com/jokes/picture/cow-violation Oh man. This dudes reaction is priceless. My pants have a piddle drop after I laughed so hard at that. http://opensourcejokes.com/jokes/movie/what-is-commonly-called-a-courage-fail 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, Lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong ... http://opensourcejokes.com/jokes/joke/funny-medical-exams Proof from babies that Barack Obama is going to be ten times the president Bush was (I guess it isn't that hard) http://opensourcejokes.com/jokes/picture/obama-babies-know-best Just when black becomes cool again http://opensourcejokes.com/jokes/picture/michael-jackson-is-kicking-himself-now Is it the Fonz? is it the cock of a gun? NO IT'S THUMB MAN! The man who looks like a thumb. http://opensourcejokes.com/jokes/picture/introducing-thumb-man