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Boy. Websites just became a hell of a lot more fun. Tits are great, geeky chicks have personality, Jeans are sticky. Enjoy the filth you crazy animals.

I think I just thought of a few new tags that could be introduced. Maybe for another time.

Originally from Techy Shit

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We’ve all been there gentleman, at least now we have a place to get better at it.

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It’s Raining, It’s Pouring
Oh sh!t, it’s Global Warming.

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can’t keep his heart rate down
And she’s got diabetes.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it’s black and crispy.

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The following picture really struck a chord with me. I’m not into mussy stuff or religious stuff, but now I believe I have had an experience, call it a religious experience if you must. The picture is a message of hope, kindness, peace and joy. Perhaps I have over thought this image and it is merely a representation of what the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is. But please take a moment to reflect on this image and let me know your thoughts.

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This guy gets a brilliant surprise. It sure beats John from Accounts photo-copying his wang and sending it to the older ladies around the office.

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